:::Old entires of diary of a Madman:::

>>9/18/01
OK here we go guys, another week and another edition of diary of a madman. So what do ol’NC have to say?
First off… STOP THE HATE CRIME!!! Just cuz some body is Muslim that doesn’t mean he was having a beer with the terrorist before them bastards did what they did! Just cuz he practiced that religion that doesn’t mean that he makes bombs and blow up pet dogs on their spare time! Just cuz their from the Middle East doesn’t mean that they are plotting to burn down your freaking house! But NO… people are getting their ass whooped cuz of what they believe. Did that specific person run over your pet dog Bo Bo? NO!! Did that specific person fart during your thanksgiving diner? …. And smile about it? NO!! But people are hating and hurting and some even kill. My opinion? >>>>>STOP THAT SHIT!!!! Cuz that makes them no better then the bastards that did what they did!!! Those people who are hurting Muslim’s who are innocent and speak down about that terrorist act, have hate that runs much deeper then what happened in New York.


Now that I got that off my chest, I think I should also mention, try to stagger your blood donation’s.


OK, back to business as usual a t the old NCU land. I’ve been REALLY busy and updating this column is hard enough… I’ll try to get more pic’s up. And as usual work is continuing to progress on the project me and poet are working on. Might scan some preliminary art soon to give a preview… or I might even show it on poets site instead.


Well, how before I was considering making it clean, I’m reconsidering posting the links to my warez for a short bit. I figure all the leeches are gone now and any body bothering to read this is Not a leech anyway. So yeah, links may be put up soon. But note this… one night me and Skribe (webmaster of Banned by apple) was chatting and talked about certain things that warez webmasters always wanted to say but never had due to several reason’s, they are all around swell guys, modest and quiet, honorable and deep in integrity… too bad I don’t have any of those.
Here are some things to remember!


We are NOT a FREAKING McDONALDS!!! IT NOT “Your way, right away…” or “served right to order!” So stop ordering from us!! The last FREAKING thing we want to see on our e-mail is, “I want PST and fireworks by this Friday and I mean THIS FRIDAY!! And the link better work this time!!” does our site say, “make me your bitch?”…. I didn’t think so! Saying please won’t kill you!! I mean.. I want a blow job, I don’t see my pants flying off now do I?


OK, now that I got that off my chest… and possibly gonna get msg’ed by Lotus saying, “I can’t believe you said it! What are you smoking now!?!” I’d like to say 99.9% of the people that kick around the underground are great. And we love you all.


On that note…
NC is out<<<<<

9/11/01

DO YOUR PART!!!

Ok… here it goes, a post from base board.

"if you live in the NY area or in Toronto or any close area, donate blood. The injured need blood, and supplies are running low. a burn victium needs up to 100 pints of blood or even more. Here, Toronto hospitals have opened blood donating clinics to get blood but even with an incredible response in the short time there has only been 60 units per hospital to send to NY of us to help people. We may not be able to stop it, we not be able to be there and do something to assist on a grander scale, but the blood we donate can save a life. I'm not an American, but i am some body that wants to help... so I urge everybody who can, do your part to help the injured people or NY, and donate blood, because at this time it's urgently need.

there is no need to reply... just to take action

thank you

NC"

I want to get this up fast and try to catch as may people as I can… please take this to heart. Do what you can, because people need our help!!!

If you are far away… please pray or wish or whatever …to those in these trouble times. I know there are over a hundred American’s that come to my site, daily. From us Canadian’s to those of you down south, you have our hearts and best wish’s.

And from me… my deepest condolence’s.

With a heavy heart…

The NightCrawler is out<<< <

Hey guys, just to let you know… I’m not dead!! And how do you know that? Cuz it’s time for every body’s favorite sugar daddy of the underground to do his thing! Nothing big, this week just had I had to go back to school… but in FREAKING AUGEST!! What the hell is that!?! Nothing like driving by a crap load of teeny boppers sitting around a curb doing nothing and wishing I was doing the same thing. Who said you had to live productively? Sitting on my ass seems to be a very productive and enjoyable way to live, at least to me.

Anyhoo, there’s one plus side, it’s hotty season, nothing like college girls fresh from a long summer to ease the pain of a returning year. But unlike most fresh men, we vet’s of the college hoochie hunting scene know one thing… they look good know, but in 2 months they disappear. Or re-event them selves, a la “I don’t give a fuck”… as in I don’t give a fuck how I look, or I don’t give a fuck if the hairs on my leg are longer and richer then on most dog’s, I don’t give a fuck so I’m not shaving my arm pit’s either, I don’t give a fuck how cool you think you are, I have a test tomorrow worth 40% (and there are always test tomorrow for 40%, they come every other week!!) so I’m not going out with you, I don’t give a fuck if you wear glass’s cuz I just failed my last project and I’ll knock you on your ass like if you stole my pet goldfish and made a tuna sandwich out of him if you look at me the wrong way. You get the idea…. But because I’m a guy I still love them anyway, but November college girls are a real good reason to question your own sexual preference and wether if it’s possible to change it. But then again you look over to your buddy beside you who’s chewing gum because he was too lazy to brush his stank ass teeth and realize that in November, and in college… everybody sucks sour frog ass.

Anyhoo, since I have bee inactive taking care of things in NC’s life , Lotus has been holding down the fort. With a new ubs… ~cry~ sorry it’s hard to hold back the tears cuz … some people can have warez, some people can have ubs boards, some people might have kick ass a flash site that makes you look stupid… ~cough freakstiez cough~ but how many have a kick ass web mistress like me. Also if I may add; talented too some new art in the gallery by her. Also look for more purpose orient post in my Column in her board.

Right now, I’m looking at a revamp, and push towards an even more creative layout and some more content. Although this is a full version, there is still a lot of kink’s to be worked out. The layout is in my head, I just have to finish it. also, I’ve continued to scour around to collect the best art around to be showcased. I have some new work coming in that I have promised a while ago for my classic gallery and working on adding some full motion animation from a really talented animator, who may offer some personal work that has never been seen by the public yet. Also, work is progressing along for “she of human decent”, Poet has done her part, I’m just doing mine. Half of the artwork I’m doing for it is done. I’m looking at a 1 month release date. Music has been picked out and little things are being taken care of.

Well that’s it from ol’NC, to everybody out there and I miss all you guy’s and my number one hoochie momma Cathy! cuz, I don’t keep in touch with you like I do with other’s. Nothing makes me smile like a good snap at my sugar daddy goodness that make’s me question if I should laugh or cry!! Anyhoo that’s it this time

>>>the NightCrawler is out<<<

8/22/01

Hey yo!! It’s that time again!! It’s NC’s diary of a mad man…. Ol’NC been busy lately. On the comp and out side of it. But NC always makes time for the NCU!! ... please keep snickering, booing, to a minimum…. Anyhoo, one thing I found is that in the world of retail is that people would do everything in their power to avoid eye contact with sales people! Even for a sugar daddy like me… please try not to fall over in shock! They’ll walk around, they’ll look at the ground, rub their eyes, look at a shirt that they would never wear, hell, there was one guy that started looking at women’s clothes, just so when I said “hi,” he could shrug me off!! I now want to start a new movement, at day dedicated to sales people, a day where we the sales people can open A BIG ASS CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON DUMB ASS CUSTOMERS THAT IGNORE US!!! Called>>> “Sales people beating customers like they kidnapped their pet monkey day.” It would go something like this…

NC “hi how’s it going”

Customer ”……..”

NC “I’m sorry, I thought I was talking to you… I said hi!”

Customer>>> shrugs shoulders

NC “excuse me, are you deaf?”

Customer >> funny look, and waves head in a fashion that suggest that he isn’t.

NC “Good, iwanna make sure you weren’t disabled before…”

Customer >>>?

NC“….BEFORE I OPENED A CAN OF ASS WHOOP!!”

A bloody beating begins… bloody screams of mercy... that I ignore, much like I am ignored all day… screams to stop would be replied with “shrugged shoulders” and ass whoopings will only end by answering the question, “WHO”S YOUR DADDY!!??!!” with “YOU ARE!!” and failure to answer the question, “SAY MY NAME!! WHAT’S MY NAME BITCH!?!” the sale person is legally able to resume the Ass whooping! Now that’s my kind of holiday!! Also, sales people are allowed to reply to the question. “Does my ass look fat?” with the answer, “Oh, hell yes!!” PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Uh… Sorry long day…

I’m really burnt… clubbing … drinking… dancing… and more drinking, and tomorrow more drinking. Why? NC is back to school!! Damn it!! I’m not really to stop wasting away brain cells on bad things, and spending time racing my car against cars that can kill mine. I want to be able to say on a Tuesday night, “hmmm what so I do tonight… oh, wait stupid me, I’m getting drunk.” Oh dear god… I need to send my self into rehab… how did this start? Oh yeah.. girls suck! Stupid me… ~cry~

Anyhoo, you can more then likely tell by this pathetic filler, that I haven’t had time to add a decent update to my site, but something but is coming up, I’m gonna add a interactive section and lotus is hammering out a ubs board to help satisfy the base board with drawl, well, until Skribe get’s Base ubs up again, it’s ok, no pressure only thousands of people are depending on you, and the weight of all of their desire’s are firmly on your shoulders.

Also… Ihcra chic >>> more<<<, and more ihcra is always a good thing, and work is still going for the project me and Poet are working on… it’s gonna be crazy.

Till next time NC<< is out!! <<

8/22/01

Hey what’ss up guys, it’s NC… It’s been awhile, since my last entry, but hey life gets busy sometimes. My sister is back and wanted to drive, being in a car with her was like being in a time machine because my life constantly flashes before my eye’s like my first ice cream bar, my first hoochie momma, my first scream of fear when I first got in the car with my sister when she started to drive, my first detention, my first snow ball I hit the weird kid who keeps staring at my butt in 4th grade, the first time I got kicked in the nuts… you know the important things in a guys childhood that molds him onto the poorly adjusted Gen X college student he is today.

Aside form considering wearing depends every time I get in a car with my little sister. I got to be her car slave and drive her and her friend everywhere listing to intellectual conversations like, “I think O-town turned me off from boy bands! I mean they are so fake.” DUH!!! Next thing you’ll realize that it’s their looks and not their talent that got them their jobs too. Hey… that reminds me. Why does a sugar daddy like me work in crappy jobs, when I could be in a boy band and have thousands of screaming girls chanting my name and worshipping me like the hoochie poppa that I am? THERES NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD DAMN IT!!! NONE!!!

But until then I got my web site… you people Love me don’t you? No you all are just wondering where lotus is… ~sigh~ upstaged my the gorgous web mistress. All I have to say is that she’s having a shit load of fun, and will return to base board and the underground soon. I feel like her agent and should be booking autograph signings or something…. And NO I AM NOT HER PIMP!!!

Anyhoo, enough mindless dribble from me. Back to the task at hand. NCU is going to produce a new flash story… with photography from Poet and Art yes.. people I’ll make my artistic debut with this project.. from NC!! It’s gonna be phat, so check back often and tell your friends! Tattoo it on your ass!! And if that’s not enough incentive, the main focus of the photography is going to be of Poet her self! And I’ll just say that the pic’s are hot, and are pushing things to the next level… so take a cold shower before you watch. GROWL!!

Because of the shape I’m in thing’s have tanked abit… but get ready for more work from Ihcra chic!! A lot of stuff came in. I’ll put them up soon so be prepared to be blown away again. Well that’s it… til next time The NightCrawler is out<<<

8/14/01
Hey guys this is NC
~clap clap clap~

thank you thank you…
I was hit with a big shocker this morning when I found that my Angelfire account was deleted! That’s ok, Angelfire sucks any way, but they could of at least warned me! Emailed me, snail mail, threw a rock at me, anything? But Nope, they just tore it down. So I had to find a new account, not good considering the condition I’m in. I’m considering putting up an article on what I’m going through for all the people who are wondering about me. Thanks to every body for their concern and words of support, I’ve taken them all to heart.


I’m swaying towards a clean site, because the amount of traffic makes it unrealistic to make a warez site and host it on a free server.


I’ve been ok, a lot better then it may seem. It’s just hard to work at the 2nd job when your feeling tired all the time. The last story I put up was about my first job, my second job (this cable connection isn’t cheap ya know!) is working at a trendy fashion shop. I basic stand around for my shift looking pretty, saying “hi” a lot with a fake smile and asking people who couldn’t give a rats ass if I asked or not, if they need some help. I generally say “hi,” they ignore me as I think about how much I’d love to drop kick their size 15 ass (that they try to fit in a size 5 dress and blame me when they don’t fit into it).


I’m tired… it’s hard for me to work… enjoy the new poems by Rhiannon and some images done by the divine vixen name Ihcra chic, who’s creations are a true testament of innovation in the current world of design.


I’m working out a potential flash interactive story, possibly for Poet’s literary entrance in the NightCrawler’s underground.


‘Til next time.
NC is out<<<:

8/9/01

Ok, here I am… kinda sitting here, frying in this hot ass weather, trying to stay awake long enough to finish this column. I’ll be honest, doing this is quick and easy, and it can be done with little to no help from anybody, I don’t have to mess with lay out’s or links and if I took out this columnI’d have no idea of what to put to fill up this dead space!!

So how is NC? If you don’t care, you might as well finish reading this.. You’ve gone this far. Well, I was at my crappy part-time job, with the same crappy customer’s at my crappy part-time job. But there was one little incident worth mentioning… If you shop in a Supermarket… (They’re pretty popular here in north America), you’ll see people watering the greens. Well, that was my job.

I put up some lettuce, grab the old hose… saw a hot chick with a white t-shirt and wondered if a cheap thrill is worth losing my job over. You know, the usual stuff. I squeezed between a family of people looking through the green leaf lettuce… like if one has some magical utopian power to grant them eternal life… or something to that nature. I wedged the hose into a rusty tap… watered as usually, had second thoughts on spraying the hot girl with the white T, but still decided not to.

I watered and pulled the hose off and started to walk away. Started to wipe of the water splashing of my fore head. Wait….. WATER SPASHING OFF MY FORE HEAD!!!??!!! OH SHIT!!!

I turned around to see a small crowd standing in amazement of the glory that is my fuck up!! The rusty tap ripped right off when I unplugged it!! Water was hitting the roof, bouncing and hitting the small family looking to the green leaf lettuce for eternal life, Momma Mary-Jo, Poppa Jacko bob, uncle Joe, cousin Zeek, the ugly cross breed child, the store manager… STORE MANAGER!!??!! FUCK ME!!!

I saw a lady start to run as she started to get wet, only to see seconds later her feet above her head, screaming “HOLY SHIIIIIIII… (thump)”

I admire her, because I should have ran too. At least in another direction! But no, NC had to be the hero. Here’s a lesson kiddies, if you know your going to get shot!! There’s no need to RUN AT the bullet!! Started doing my “bay watch” run through the rising water (and possibly even looking sexy while doing it). Until, my Pissed off store manager Screamed, “Stop right there!!”

I stopped (or at least stopped moving my feet) and slid along to wet floor at the family of people who were seeking eternal life from the green leaf lettuce. The next few seconds were a blur… flying bodies, my blood curling scream, some body grabbed my ass, splashing water and a store manager pissing his pants, saying something along the lines of, “oh dear lord, don’t let me get sued.”

I managed to get my hand up and cover the spraying water. While the freak family was using my ass as a handle to get up.

The moral of the story? No it’s not you wasted a good 10 minutes reading mindless dribble, and NO it’s no NC is a moron, the moral is if you do something wrong at work RUN and HIDE!! Lession #2 nothing can get you fired if you have a union, Lesson #3 Hot chicks with white T shirts won't get wet even in the most fucked up water driven situations!!

More columns will pop up and “yes” warez are coming, keep a watch out. I have to handle some personal problems, which I have been putting off, so I’m a little behind now.

Monkey?

NC is OUT<<< i

8/5/01

Hey yo!! Hey Yo!! It's me NC, doing his thing this week on Diary of a Madman. Not much on my end guys, been kicking around, trying to develope some kind of a social life out side of Ol'NC's computer. I've tried to get back to everybodies emails as quick as i can. I'd like to thank all the kind words that i've recieved on behalf of myself and Lotus. We're sorry if you're link request haven't been executed at a quicker speed. Both of us are very busey.

Ok, i'm here chomping on my Mr.Big ice cream bar, trying to stay alive in this crazy heat. Pondering why i do this, (ok, no i'm not, but i have to say something like that in order toget a yack attack going.) Well, to the people who still believe, enjoy. but to the ones who don't, do what you want i hope this kicks up soem memories of a time when you created because you loved it, no more no less. I'm not saying i'll never sell out. But at least if i do ever sell out, for a short amount of time... i can say i did it MY Way.

New changes are coming, this place is going to be more of a magazine formate, with more columns kicking up. Hope fully there will be enough to cover every week of the month. The first new column coming out is going to be done by lotus fey, on a underground personality. Poet and Rhiannon, both may also write their own type of columns. also Tutorials are coming as contributers have stepped forward. So Keep this place book marked and watch for changes. Also support by word of mouth, tell your friends that you think they'd enjoy.

That's it this time NightCrawler is out<<<

08/01/01

SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!
Just joking!! No sex, I just wanted your attention. Yes, I know I’m a rat bastard! ~He he~ Hey it's the undergrounds Favorite webmaster. Who's just flat out loveable, cute as a button, hot as a oven, sweet as a berry, “oh, In the name of Monkey’s ass’s how can a lowly mortal possess such good looks,” “oh I want NC to give it to me all night” manly surreal sugar daddy good looks are all but a few great reasons why I’m everybuddy's favorite web master. If you know me from base's board i'm never serious, so Ol'NC is gonna do his yak attack his way!! i figure everybody else has the serious columns covered.
Well here’s my first go for a pointless commentary or mental vomit. Just to let you know, your IQ is now lower because you have sat here to actually read what I have to say. I’m sorry, but you are now dumber.
Anyhoo, I would like to start by sharing a few words of advice. This is for all those suckers … uh.. I mean men like me that are still stuck in the rat race of dating. These are the things to avoid, remember to remember these words of warning!!


1.If by any reason, a girl ask if her ass is fat!! And you by some twisted act of the devil him self, who for nothing but… lets just say jealousy of your hot sugar daddy good looks, possess’s you to say, “yes, sweety it does look kinda fat” Her wrath will put the fear of God in to you!!!


2.If you are in the shower and your girl is giving you a hand job, and her Dad walks in… saying “uh, Sir… She wasn’t really giving me a hand Job. She was just cleaning it for me, and… uh … it just went off!!”::smile:: Will not help… AT ALL!!


3. No matter how drunk you a re there is no excuss to use these lines:

[Wet your finger and touch girls/guys shirt] "Let's get you out of those WET clothes!" or "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? and of course"Smiling's the second best thing a person can do with their mouth, why don't I show you the first?"and the always slick "I'm dRuNk, HAhAHhahHAHahHAHaHa!!" , and lets not forget "I'm not trying anything. I always put my hands there." ...but of course we do it any way....what is that? oh... never mind it's just me.....


4.When you’re in a marginal brain dead situation with the guys and you ask your girl for her opinion on doing something stupid and she says, “Do what ever you want, I don’t care.” That really means, when we get alone I’m gonna kick your ass soooOOOoooOOOOoo hard your great, great, great, great grand children’s best friends step brother's pet dog, will have to take painkillers to ease the pain!


5.This is the most important point!!! When you get in a fight with a girl, any girl! And you say, “I’m never calling you again!” and she smirks, “Yes you will.” And you know she’s right… your officially in love. And prey for mercy… because she knows it too.


Well that’s it for this entry of a Diary of a madman. There will be more columns from other people popping up, so watch out for them. And remember to keep on rolling!!


The NightCrawlers Out<<<<